Welcome to Miss Nofsinger's English Class

 "Young cat, if you keep your eyes open enough,
oh, the stuff you would learn!"
Dr. Seuss

Did I Miss Anything?
By Tom Wayman

Nothing. When we realized you weren't here
we sat with our hands folded on our desks
in silence, for the full two hours.

     Everything. I gave an exam worth
     40 percent of the grade for this term
     and assigned some reading due today
     on which I'm about to hand out a quiz
     worth 50 percent.

Nothing. None of the content of this course
has value or meaning
Take as many days off as you like:
any activities we undertake as a class
I assure you will not matter either to you or me
and are without purpose.

Everything. A few minutes after we began last time
a shaft of light suddenly descended and an angel
or other heavenly being appeared
and revealed to us what each woman or man must do
to attain divine wisdom in this life and
the hereafter.
This is the last time the class will meet
before we disperse to bring the good news to all people
on earth.

Nothing. When you are not present
how could something significant occur?

Everything. Contained in this classroom
is a microcosm of human experience
assembled for you to query and examine and ponder.
This is not the only place such an opportunity has been
gathered,
but it was one place

and you weren't here.

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Feel free to contact me at any time with questions or concerns about class by callling me at  (330) 832-9856 EXT. 381 or emailing me at kimberly.nofsinger@rgdrage.org.
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